My Side Of The Story

I'm not a business man,i'm a busy man!

2009-12-27T05:24:00.000+08:00

Sorry guys for being MIA.Been busy.Very very busy.Busy with my national service.Be patience,i'll update some new posts soon alright?

Hee!
Thanks!

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Homecoming

2009-10-05T17:16:00.005+08:00

Shhh!

I once brought a lady to my house.
These are the evidence.

You like it?
Hahaha!!

Anyway,
those aren't a girl's leg.That's my friend,Aji Perry's leg.
Ever watch the tv series,Phua Chu Kang before?
Remember Ah Boon?
Doesn't Ah Boon's leg and Aji's leg looks the same?
Hahahaha!!!

You're What I'm Looking For

2009-10-05T16:59:00.006+08:00

I need help.

If you guys see him!
Please call me!

She took off with my money after selling me this fake stone claiming it will make me look young.

Code Name : Monster Breast

Mr November

2009-10-05T16:49:00.003+08:00

As you can see,
I have a really really nice birthdate.

09 / 11 / 1990

You guys might noticed too that there are a lot of people whose birthday falls in the category of November.We call them the MR NOVEMBER.Hehehe!I have an awful lot with November as their birthday.The Month Of The Offsprings!And when I said that,it means that that's the time when our parents are the most horniest!Hahaha!

Pictures from my 18th Birthday!
We both share the same birthdate but not the same year.

Can anybody teach me Kamasutra?
I'm still a Virgin.

Hahaha!!

My Hair Is God

2009-10-05T16:32:00.002+08:00

Saw the title?
Now see this!

Hahaha!!My hair is the most precious part of me.Not many people have lived to touch it.Hee!I won't let anybody touch.Only if you're my hairdresser or only if you're going to "sayang-sayang" my hair.If not,not a chance in hell you'll get to touch it.Hahaha! :)

But if you're lucky,you may get to touch some other "thing".
Hahaha!!

Bat Samora : The Schoolboy

2009-10-05T16:05:00.003+08:00

Does that uniform seems familiar?Of course it does.Some of you may recognised me as the dropout of Kranji Sec.Dropped out since sec 3.To those that's about to dropped out of their school,please don't.You will live to regret it.I do.And it's the biggest regret ever.I really miss my secondary life.

I was the shortest in my class.And the noisiest too..Not bad for smallboy huh?Hehehe!I'm always the first in the row.And why?Ask me some more why.I was the shortest,you dumbfuck!!Was in soccer that time.Thought of being like my dad.Was in the reserve the whole of sec 1,with only a few friendlies.Scored just one.Sec 2 was when I shine.Played every game.Captained the second half against Chestnut Drive Sec.And scored 1.1 goal is already enough.Hehehe!Bicycle-d kick in all the games.Hehe!My trademark mah.

And can you believe I was once the class chairperson?Hahaha!Neither can I.No problem controlling the class.My class was the noisiest and playful around,Cause of the Ah Bengs lor.I made a pact with the whole class.I'll cover their ass should they get into trouble and in return they musn't give me any trouble.Hehehe!Smart eh?Hehehe!I know.Then I got fired cause somebody "paoto" me cause of the pact.Hehehe!Too bad! :)

I was always punished then.Always for stupid things.Made to stand on the table,stand outside the class,fighting.And was caned for the most stupidest thing ever!Once cause my artwork look like my friend's one.I'm accused of cheating.Hehehe!And another,cause I had tummy problems.I didn't know they had a class count that day.Thought it will be the same as always.Went to the toilet to "pangsai",and the next thing I know,I was caned for that.Hahahaha!!

Motherfucker!!
You guys are lucky I'm not Zohan.If not,I'll shoot you all down with my penis already uh.

The Life Before The Anthem

2009-10-05T15:15:00.004+08:00

Thinking back,
I do wish I had a perfect life,a perfect family,a perfect everything.I did have all that,only before my mom and dad divorced.Life was so perfect then.We were happy.My dad was once a recognised National football player.He was in fact the only person who brought most fame to my older generations.The others were just band-boys and singer who barely make it big.

One of my uncle was once part of Rustyblade.The drummer to be exact.Before something happen and he got kicked out I guess.Another was a singer-musician who just managed to bring out just one album.His daughter once took part in Anugerah too.She was the best around.But by some unlucky twist of fate,she got kicked out due to lack of votes.Very good!I didn't like her anyway.She always thinks she's the awesome one.Sucker!Hahaha!!

Power Ranger.Haa!That's what they used to call me.Cause obviously,I always watched that cartoon freak show.Hey!I was young then.I was still stupid.Soon enough,my mom and dad divorced cause my mom caught my dad with another woman outside.Didn't think that old people could still fall in love.Hahaha!What is the world becoming into?!

And yea,
I soon found out that I have auntie who's a crazy witch!!Yup.The black magic one.Black Maria.Hahaha!She preys on innocent people cause of maybe jealousy?These stories might have been the results of her doings.

My Grandfather was once a chauffeur to a rich Towkay.But then he died.He was driving with the windshield lowered and something attacked him in the eye.Doctors can't do anything about it.My mom told me it was because they couldn't find the "creature" who did this.A new species maybe?Hahaha!

Another was my cousin,
He was super-talented.He can sing and play almost every instrument.He was the Renowned Dude then.Hahaha!Then I don't know what happen,he suddenly become a living zombie.Talks like a mad man.Can't walk.But what surprised me is that,when the doctors wanted to take a blood sample of him.There was no blood!Not a zip!Zero!Nothing!Hahaha!All the places the doctor tried to inject him,there was no blood.Nice!Maybe some dracula drank his blood?Cool!Hahaha!Well,he's dead now.Too bad!

My "anak sedare" was another who fall prey to the Black Maria.He ate a sweet he got from the Black Maria,and the next thing they knew,he was acting so weird.Fucking weird.A few days,that boy's grandparent went to Mekka i think.Not really sure.And there,there was this cliff with a legend saying that if people managed to climb over to the top,their wish can be granted.So,they went mountain-climbing.They both wished for the same thing.To cure their grandson and to know who "paleh-paleh" him.Hahaha!That night,they dreamt the same thing,they dream bout the Black Maria.Boo!Hahaha!

My younger sis almost became the next target.My mom saw the Black Maria holding her hand for quite a long time.She gave my sis some sweets too.Lucky nothing happen.If not,the next episode of The Contender Asia will be me against the Black Maria.

The Final Introduction

2009-10-05T15:01:00.003+08:00

The Name Is Bat Samora

All the posts written on my blogs are mine.Not stolen nor used my any other blogger.They are those memories which you wouldn't want to forget,even if you wanted to.They may contain some explicit words.So,parental guidance is advisable.

This Is My Side Of The Story